What you'll find here are my synopses—from memory—of movies that I haven't seen in decades and only dimly remember. [Oh, and the blog started getting kind of bad partway through, so you might want to start somewhere around here.]
IMPORTANT NOTE: I found the photographs after writing the text. In other words, I really did do this. I'm a professional, people.
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| Dr. Grant "and team"? No. Return to check out raptors? No. Helicopter crash? No. Helicopter, at least?! No!! Well done, Starz. |
