The Golden Child (1986)

Eddie Murphy has to get this reincarnated–Dalai Lama kind of a shaved-headed kid to some kind of a holy place in order to save the world. I think the kid has magical powers and at one point is kept in a cage. Is someone trying to make him drink blood? I have some vague memory of cereal, but maybe that's because there was a Golden Child breakfast cereal. (Surely there wasn't a Golden Child breakfast cereal.) I'm thinking this movie takes place in San Francisco and Tibet and that there might be a sex scene that's either steamy or dumb, or both—either that or I wanted there to be one and there wasn't.

Yes! Yes! Fuck you, too!