What you'll find here are my synopses—from memory—of movies that I haven't seen in decades and only dimly remember. [Oh, and the blog started getting kind of bad partway through, so you might want to start somewhere around here.]
IMPORTANT NOTE: I found the photographs after writing the text. In other words, I really did do this. I'm a professional, people.
|Dr. Grant "and team"? No.|
Return to check out raptors? No.
Helicopter crash? No.
Helicopter, at least?! No!!
Well done, Starz.