synopses, from memory, of movies I only dimly remember
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Arnold is a cop who has gone undercover because some kid's stepdad is in the mob. (Either that or the kid's real dad is a witness on the run from the mob.) Implausibly, Arnold poses as a kindergarten teacher—and hard though he may be on the beat, he just is not cut out for dealing with adorable children! (Then he is.) I believe he gets shot in a shower but is OK.*
Why do people say Schwarzenegger can't act?
* Oh, and of course, "It's not a tumor!" But that was in the trailer and therefore doesn't count.