|One time a bartender called me "Tom Selleck" to make fun of me|
for the mustache I had at the time. Then we made out.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Three Men and a Little Lady (1990)
Tom Selleck, Ted Danson, and Steve Guttenberg haven't killed that baby yet, and now she's, I don't know, four years old? Six years old? But they've corrupted her mind, so now she says, "What a crock." Her real father shows up, and he's some British guy who takes her to a big mansion, but somehow he's terrible (maybe a jerk, maybe an impostor), so the three men take their little lady back to America.