synopses, from memory, of movies I only dimly remember
Friday, April 15, 2011
Minority Report (2002)
Creepy bald naked people in amniotic fluid predict the future so Tom Cruise can arrest criminals before they've had the chance to commit a crime, but then the creepy bald naked people say he's going to commit a crime, so he has to jump on vertical elevator-trains and maybe pull out his own molars—although, no, that seems like I'm remembering Twelve Monkeys. Does he maybe do a home eye transplant? I think I saw this movie drunk with a friend of mine in her parents' house in Massachusetts and she got scared.
Oh, Samantha Morton! She was great in Sweet & Lowdown.*
* Woody Allen's last good movie. WHO WANTS TO FIGHT ME?