|Oh, right: the "Jones girl" is Marion Ravenwood. OK.|
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Communist Cate Blanchett tries to get Indiana Jones to find something for her in a six-year-old boy's misconception of the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, but he escapes and hides in a refrigerator while a nuclear bomb goes off. Then he and his greaser son drive a motorcycle through Yale University and fight ants until an alien makes a >: face and Cate Blanchett's head explodes (from too much knowledge!—take that, commie!), at which point the kingdom of the crystal skull blasts off into outer space and Indiana Jones puts his hand on his greaser son's shoulder and says, "Let's go home," or something.